One warm sunny day a cow decides to go for a swim and walks down to the beach.
The water is fine and she enjoys the swim. Her feet are magically becoming flippers and she is careful not to leave any fossils.
Again as if by magic, her hind feet are transformed into a tail and again she is careful not to leave a single fossil
Without any fossil evidence this theory is an udder failure.
E. Norbert Smith, Ph.D. God of Creation.com
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